THE ASYLUM - Emilie Autumn's Official Forum

Dearest Plague Rats,

Best. Day. Evah.

Here's why: On my way back to the Asylum this morning from an all-night rehearsal with Lady Joo Hee, I stopped by the drugstore to go tampon shopping when I was accosted by a young gentlemen in suit/nametag/ryan seacrest hairdo. He approacheth me with the "I really like your hair" compliment. He then goes on to tell me that he is in town with the American Idol crew scouting for new talent. "Do you have what it takes?" he asks me. "I'm afraid not," I say, "I already have a recording career." Priceless.

Oh well, I hope I don't someday regret turning him down. We shall see, right?

Ahhhhh yes...I do hope you all have your tickets for The Asylum: The Plague Tour, and for every single show as well, because:

- there be something <em>completely</em> different at every show
- I will have new Crumpets to introduce to you (eeeeeeeeeek!!!)
- WE WILL BE SHOOTING A DVD of the tour, so this is your chance to dress up, get crazy, scream, sing, and eat the cookies we throw at you, making yourself an immortal plague victim.

But, more importantly! On my way to the airport in a few days, I will be stopping by the post office to ship the following to some unknown Muffin:

<a href="http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZemilieautumnsasylum" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.emilieautumn.com/posts/TP15.jpg" border="2"></a>

I'll see you soon little cupcakes...I'll see you soon;)

From the Asylum,
EA

Wonderful. You never cease to amazing me with endless auctions.

Complements are fun! I got one today too that put me in the best of moods and they didn't even say a word about me. *grins*

Yay DVD!!!!!!!!!

*returns to plotting world domination with cuteness.*

*giggle* *squeel*

BWAHAHAHHAHAA That's hilarious! Boy oh boy, just goes to show you how polar opposite the Idol and Asylum scenes are

A dvd? Whoo hoo!

<a href="http://www.emilieautumn.com/posts/TP7sm.jpg">this photo</a> weirded me out because that looks <i>exactly</i> like my little Lord Byron.

Yep. I am suffering but have a good shrink and therapist to deal with it.

"To question is useless..", because the asnwer is no.... Simply priceless, and the perfect thing for our mistress to respond.
I think you succeeded in breaking his heart, lovely.

As for the Tour, i believe my suffering shall continue as i most likely cannot go, nor do i even know if you shall be coming to Texas or Louisiana... Where is the final tour list?

and new Crumpets!!! Mistress Mine, how do you find your Crumpets?

Oh dear Emilie, the world loves you, as do I.
How surprised must he have been after you replied with that.

I do hope you tour somewhere in Florida one of these days.
It would make my heart flutter. <3

I'm so tempted to bid for that tea pot.

Lady Joo Hee!!

Wow, it's kind of hard to believe it's April already. Time seems to go by fast, and yet slow at the same time.

A DVD sounds wonderful.

I eagerly await tour dates for North America!

For the record, I think you could give Simon a run for his money were you ever on American Idol...

I actually don't think Simon would have an issue with EA music cause it is amazing. On american Idol he has to be an ass and overly critical and lend toward the pop scene of the time because that is what that show it about. It's to "create" what is concidered the american idol, which is sadly something I would concider fake. Not all of it but most.

hahahaha the American Idol guy situation was really funny
now.... Lady Joo Hee, DVD, new Crumpets, new stuff at shows... My Mistress, you want to make me faint with emotion, and you achieved it

*faints*

I'm excited about the dvd and that also means Lady Joo Hee will be touring too!

you shant regret it i'm sure of that.

I just imagine you in one of those horrible auditions for that horible show and couldn't stop laughing xD!... mostly cause of the faces that that judges would have made after they hear you sing the "The Star Spangled Banner" (the version on the "a bit o' this and that" cd... that would have been great... (Yes, in the movie on my head that was the song for you audition =p)

And... who needs to be the idol of the people who watch that show anyway... or the part of america that is looking for one on a tv program...

And your answer was perfect =D

Anyway... off to feed my leeches... they'll have a big dinner today =)... not a good day for my arm though xD!


Bye